Mad Men, "Shut the Door. Have a Seat"

A failed marriage ends
A new enterprise begins
Time to start over

V, "Pilot"

Visitors arrive
Plotting extermination
Unless we stop them

Mad Men, "The Grown-Ups"

In a tragic time
She decides that there's no point
She doesn't love him

Mad Men, "The Gypsy and the Hobo"

Confronted at last
About who he really is
It's complicated

Battlestar Galactica, Season 2.0

"Scattered"
With Tigh in command
Galactica finds the fleet
Then gets invaded

"Valley of Darkness"
Boarded by Cylons
The ship is a scary place
And so is Kobol

"Fragged"
Bill hates martial law
But that doesn't stop Saul Tigh
From frakking things up

"Resistance"
They escape the brig
And with help from Tom Zarek
They'll hide in the fleet

"The Farm"
She makes a promise
When she gives him her dog-tags
She'll come back for him

"Home"
Time to heal the wounds
Put the fleet back together
They're still family

They open the tomb
And see the constellations
That will lead them home

"Final Cut"
Dogged reporter
And self-proclaimed patriot
Also a Cylon

"Flight of the Phoenix"
More than just a ship
It's proof that we won't give up
It's an act of faith

"Pegasus"
At first like a dream
And then more like a nightmare
Meet Admiral Cain

Mad Men, "The Color Blue"

A discovery
Of a box full of secrets
Followed by silence

Mad Men, "Wee Small Hours"

Off his game at work
An affair too close to home
In over his head

New Fall Shows, 2009

"Glee"
An uphill battle
To get Glee Club back on top
Don't stop believin'

"Melrose Place"
Warning to tenants:
This building isn't normal
Consider moving

"The Vampire Diaries"
Just what we needed
More pop-culture bloodsuckers
Thanks, CW!

"The Beautiful Life"
Did you miss this one?
So did the rest of the world
That's why it's canceled

"The Good Wife"
Add a sex scandal
To a law procedural
And you've got a hit

"The Forgotten"
How aptly titled
It's so easy to forget
Such a boring show

"Trauma"
Exploding tankers!
And crashing helicopters!
In scenic San Fran

"FlashForward"
Glimpsing the future
During a global blackout
Talk about trauma

Mad Men, "Souvenir"

A brief getaway
Then back to the life she hates
This never happened

Mad Men, "Seven Twenty Three"

He had the power
But now they've got him tied down
He's theirs for three years

Mad Men, "Guy Walks Into an Advertising Agency"

Bloody good party
Until it turned, well, bloody
No more golf for Guy

Mad Men, "The Fog"

In a twilight sleep
She gives birth to a new Gene
Craving a fresh start

Mad Men, "The Arrangements"

She's movin' on up
Despite a guilt trip from Ma
Manhattan awaits

Mad Men, "My Old Kentucky Home"

Hiding at the bar
He's still the boy who parked cars
He doesn't fit in

Battlestar Galactica, Season 1

"Miniseries"
He made it all up
But he gave them what they need
Something to live for

"33"
They are relentless
They keep coming after us
Forcing tough choices

"Water"
At war with herself
She doesn't know what she is:
A sleeper agent

"Bastille Day"
Lee meets Tom Zarek
And promises elections
Upholding the law

"Act of Contrition"
Training new pilots
Brings back painful memories
And guilt about Zak

"You Can't Go Home Again"
Their last link to Zak
They can't just leave her behind
Kara's family

"Litmus"
Cat's out of the bag
The Cylons look like us now
Time for a witch hunt

"Six Degrees of Separation"
Exonerated
Gauis can resume his work
All part of the plan

"Flesh and Bone"
Mixing lies with truth
Leoben gets in their heads,
Goes out the airlock

"Tigh Me Up, Tigh Me Down"
Nothing but trouble
Saul's wife suddenly appears
Raising suspicion

"The Hand of God"
Rolling the hard six
Kara's risky plan pays off
Thanks to Lee's flying

"Colonial Day"
Politics is war
Meet the new vice president:
The devil you know

"Kobol's Last Gleaming"
Kara's going home
Seeking Apollo's Arrow
And a way to Earth

Laura's in the brig
One Sharon shoots the Old Man
The other's pregnant

Mad Men, "Love Among the Ruins"

Neither good nor bad
Change is inevitable
Choose how to greet it

The Wire, Season 1

"The Target"
Jimmy McNulty
Will pay a price for caring
When it's not his turn

"The Detail"
A company man
Daniels knows the game is rigged
But he has to play

"The Buys"
The package won't change
They do worse and get paid more
This is forever

"Old Cases"
Thirteen years, four months
Stuck in the Pawn Shop Unit
Writing index cards

"The Pager"
Making progress now
Even Prez isn't useless
He can crack the code

"The Wire"
Brandon's brutal death
Creates unlikely allies
While it haunts Wallace

"One Arrest"
They know something's up
Stringer and Avon are smart
They tear out the phones

"Lessons"
Jimmy's a great dad
His kids play front-and-follow
And get Stringer's plates

"Game Day"
A scavenger hunt
Futile to follow the drugs
Follow the money

"The Cost"
A pointless buy-bust
Puts Kima undercover
And it gets her shot

"The Hunt"
Sending a message
Putting drugs on the table
Just a photo op

"Cleaning Up"
He thought he was home
He thought they were family
And then they killed him

"Sentencing"
Dee and his uncle
Are both going to prison
But the game goes on

Mad Men is back!

"Out of Town"
Out of town again
Somewhere he's already been
Same old temptations

"Meditations in an Emergency"
The end of the world
We could be gone tomorrow
Unburden yourself

"The Mountain King"
He's watched his own life
Trying to scratch his way in
Maybe he can change

Lost, Season 4

"The Beginning of the End"
Grief over Charlie
And fear about his warning
Splits the camp in two

"Confirmed Dead"
Their primary goal
Isn't exactly rescue
They came here for Ben

"The Economist"
He'll leave the Island
But Sayid will not escape
Bloodshed, grief, or Ben

"Eggtown"
Bouncing back and forth
Kate's nothing if not fickle
Now it's back to Jack

"The Constant"
He's always loved her
She never gave up on him
They'll find each other

"The Other Woman"
Where he wants to be
Master manipulator
Always in control

"Ji Yeon"
Safe and sound at home
Sun will have their baby girl
But Jin won't be there

"Meet Kevin Johnson"
One more Island rule:
Apparently, you can't die
Unless it lets you

"The Shape of Things to Come"
Ben's after Penny
Widmore wants his island back
So, the hunt is on

"Something Nice Back Home"
Back home, they're engaged
But with secrets between them
It doesn't last long

"Cabin Fever"
John finds the cabin
And is assigned his next task:
To move the Island

"There's No Place Like Home"
Keamy's team is back
We have to get to the boat
Before it's too late

A flash of white light
And the Island disappears
When Ben turns the wheel

Rescued by Penny
They can finally go home
But they have to lie

Lost, Season 5

"Because You Left"

Desmond is special

Unique and miraculous

Dan asks him for help

"The Lie"

Hurley won't go back

He'd rather go to prison

He tells Mom the truth

"Jughead"

Nineteen fifty-four

Young Widmore's on the Island

And so is a bomb

"The Little Prince"

Traveling through time

Sawyer briefly glimpses Kate

But what's done is done

"This Place Is Death"

Time-travel sickness

Is more than a bloody nose

Just ask poor Charlotte

"316"

Ajira Airlines

A way back to the Island

Don't forget Dad's shoes

Fasten your seatbelts

'Cause we're not going to Guam

No turning back now

Sayid's in handcuffs

Hurley's got a guitar case

Ben reads Ulysses

"The Life and Death of Jeremy Bentham"

Saved from suicide

And then shockingly murdered

John Locke lives again

"LaFleur"

Sawyer has a plan

After all, he's a con man

He knows how to lie

He lies to buy time

But two weeks becomes three years

Turns out, life is good

His name's Jim LaFleur

Well, actually, it's Sawyer

No, wait, it's James Ford

James and Juliet

Found happiness together

Can their love survive?

"Namaste"
Life in Dharmaville
Was going pretty nicely
Until they showed up

Jack is a workman
That's where his aptitude lies
He's not a thinker

"He's Our You"
Oldham is "our you,"
Sawyer tells old friend Sayid,
The one that tortures

Sayid tells the truth
But no one will believe him
It's just too crazy

"Whatever Happened, Happened"
Kate wants to save Ben
She takes him to the Others
Questionable plan

Cassidy tells Kate
Why she fears losing Aaron
"Because you took him"

"Dead Is Dead"
Ben wants to be judged
For what happened to Alex
Smokey lets him live

"Some Like It Hoth"
Miles and his dad
Have some issues to work out
Hurley tries to help

Hurley is writing
A sequel for George Lucas
He's a bad speller

"The Variable"
Poor little Daniel
He wants to play piano
Mother won't let him

Dan sees his true love,
Charlotte, as a little girl.
He tries to warn her.

Dan's got a theory
Constants and variables
Are both important

Widmore is his dad.
As for his Mom? She shoots him.
It's tough to be Dan.

Daniel Faraday
Is a brilliant physicist
But Mom still shoots him

The good news is that
Desmond Hume is still alive.
The bad news? Dan's not.

"Follow the Leader"
Jack goes for a swim,
In search of the bomb, "Jughead,"
While Locke plots murder.

"The Incident"
Two players, two sides
One is light, and one is dark
It only ends once

Now they have a bomb
It's always something with them
Will their plane still crash?