Lost, "The Package"

On Sun's camera
Jin gets his first-ever glimpse
Of their little girl

Shot in the Sideways
Left speechless on the Island
Still not giving up

A who, not a what
Poor drugged Desmond's the package
Brought back by Widmore

All the bad fathers
Have nothing on the in-laws
Of Desmond and Jin

Goodbye to "24"

Soon, the final hour
24's out of power
We'll miss Jack Bauer

Lost, "Ab Aeterno"

Swept up in a storm
The ship topples the statue
And then lands in Hell

Saved by the Monster
Wasting away in despair
He's vulnerable

The Island's purpose:
Don't let the Darkness escape
Keep it bottled up

No absolution
Or reunion with lost love
Just eternal life

Lost, "Recon"

He's playing both sides
And while they're fighting it out
He'll just take the sub

He blows it with Red
Leaving him available
For a certain blonde? (*)

(*) Please please please please please

In the Sideways World
He chose a different path
But still plots to kill

A spin-off series
Starring Detective James Ford
Would be so awesome!

Advice for Losties:
Avoid unwanted spoilers
Don't read the guest cast

A Haiku Plea to TV Executives:
It's pilot season
A Josh Holloway cop show?
Please make it happen!

Lost, "Dr. Linus"

Light the dynamite
This newly enlightened Jack
Knows he won't blow up

Who needs Ben's money
With those jabronies' diamonds
Buried in the sand?

Digging his own grave
He seeks self-preservation
And finds forgiveness

Three in a row, now
That is unacceptable
I'm Sawyer-deprived

Lost, "Sundown"

Sideways-World Sayid
In love with his brother's wife
Is still a killer

The scale has been tipped
Apparently, he's evil
No time left for him

What you want the most
You can have your heart's desire
Just do as he asks

No Sawyer at all
For two consecutive eps?
That's asking a lot