New Fall Shows 2011

"Ringer"
When you're on the lam
It sure can come in handy
To have a twin sis

"The Secret Circle"
Pure CW
Teenage angst and the occult
The go-to combo

"Revenge"
Guess she doesn't think
Living well's the best revenge
She wants them to pay

"Charlie's Angels"
Here we go again
Flashy clothes, heavy makeup
Cheesy dialogue

"Person of Interest"
Constantly watching
A mysterious machine
Senses future crime

"A Gifted Man"
Surprising visits
From the ghost of marriage past
Make jerk a nice guy

"Pan Am"
Four stewardesses
Have adventures in girdles
Serve drinks, see the world

"Hart of Dixie"
Insulting the South,
The medical profession,
Small towns, and the blind

"Terra Nova"
Humankind's last hope
The ultimate do-over
In the distant past

Supernatural, "Meet the New Boss"

New, young, sexy God
Cas overreaches, and then
He's overpowered

Winning Lottery Numbers Spookily Close to "The Numbers" from Lost

A little richer
Is what you'd be if you'd played
Hurley's "cursed" numbers

Mad Men, "Tomorrowland"

Don is moving on
With a hasty engagement
But he still can't sleep

Mad Men, "Blowing Smoke"

Ahead of his time
Don's anti-tobacco stance
Might just save the firm

New Fall Shows 2010

"Nikita"
Recruited to kill
She was free, but she came back
Now she's after them

"Hellcats"
Why not just call it
"Bring It On: The TV Show"?
Kind of a rip-off

"Outlaw"
This one's just silly
Totally ridiculous
Why, Jimmy Smits, why?

"The Event"
So mysterious
Even the Prez doesn't know
What the Event is....

"Lone Star"
One Texan, two lives
A con man with a conscience
Too bad it's cancelled

Mad Men, "Chinese Wall"

Bye, bye, Lucky Strike
This loss leaves the agency
Fighting for its life