LOST, Season 6

 

"LA X"

Island underworld
Desolate beneath the sea
Only sharks survive

War on the Island
A second chance in L.A.
Alternate timelines

Desmond's on the plane
He's reading Salman Rushdie
Wait, where did he go?

Maybe there's still hope
They can go dutch on coffee
In another life?

Guess it's not too late
To add some new characters
Hence, other Others

In a wooden ankh,
Inside Hurley's guitar case:
Jacob's latest list

Wondering what's next,
Sayid faces his demise
And then bounces back

"What Kate Does"

Sayid has been claimed
By a burgeoning darkness
It happened to Claire

Under the floorboards

A would-be engagement ring

Now in the ocean

"The Substitute"

Manipulation
Sawyer's grief is Smokey's gain
He's his first recruit

A shame to turn back
When you're so close to answers
But do you trust him?

Etched on a cave wall
The names of those he brought here
Jacob's candidates

"Lighthouse"

In the looking glass
Jack sees the home of his youth
And then smashes it

He has what it takes
He is here for a reason
He'll find it himself

"Sundown"

The scale has been tipped
Apparently, he's evil
No time left for him

What you want the most
You can have your heart's desire
Just do as he asks

"Dr. Linus"

Light the dynamite
This newly enlightened Jack
Knows he won't blow up

Who needs Ben's money
With those jabronies' diamonds
Buried in the sand?

Digging his own grave
He seeks self-preservation
And finds forgiveness

"Recon"

He's playing both sides
And while they're fighting it out
He'll just take the sub

He blows it with Red
Leaving him available
For a certain blonde?

In the Sideways World
He chose a different path
But still plots to kill

A spin-off series
Starring Detective James Ford
Would be so awesome!

Advice for Losties:
Avoid unwanted spoilers
Don't read the guest cast

"Ab Aeterno"

Swept up in a storm
The ship topples the statue
And then lands in Hell

Saved by the Monster
Wasting away in despair
He's vulnerable

The Island's purpose:
Don't let the Darkness escape
Keep it bottled up

No absolution
Or reunion with lost love
Just eternal life

"The Package"

On Sun's camera
Jin gets his first-ever glimpse
Of their little girl

Shot in the Sideways
Left speechless on the Island
Still not giving up

A who, not a what
Poor drugged Desmond's the package
Brought back by Widmore

All the bad fathers
Have nothing on the in-laws
Of Desmond and Jin

"Happily Ever After"

Drinking MacCutcheon's
With a boss he's quite fond of
But is he happy?

Charlie's seen the truth
Consciousness-altering love
He felt something real

Here's where things get weird
Flashes of another life
Before they changed it

In another life
Desmond still finds his Constant
With her brother's help

Not done with him yet
Desmond's talent is vital
He has work to do

"Everybody Loves Hugo"

That stuff's unstable
She doesn't heed the warnings
And then she goes BOOM!

Ready to let go
Jack puts his trust in Hurley
Who leads him to Locke

"The Last Recruit"

A big confession
Dad was Smokey all along
Just being helpful!

It doesn't feel right
Jack takes one more leap of faith
And swims back to shore

"The Candidate"

Though he can't save her
He won't let her die alone
They drown side by side

Sayid's sacrifice

Helps some of his friends survive

For the time being

"Across the Sea"

He wasn't lying
About his crazy mother
Eve to his Adam

"What They Died For"

He gave them a choice
And one Candidate stepped up
Jack has a new job

Special in both worlds:
Sideways consciousness-raiser
And Island fail-safe

"The End"

Jack's learned his lesson
No shortcuts or do-overs
What happened, happened

No need for coffee
An Apollo Bar will do
They found each other

It's Hugo's job now
And he'll find a better way
With some help from Ben

They need each other
They made this place together
They'll move on as one

Where it all began
Jack sees his friends fly away
And then he lets go

"The New Man in Charge"

Tying up loose ends
Setting the Dharma dudes free
With one answer each

Smart, adaptable
But dangerous and cunning
Bears are not your friends

At last, the culprit
Electromagnetism
Bad for pregnancy

To question Hostiles
But not violate the truce
Use cutting-edge drugs

Playing Connect Four
At Santa Rosa psych ward
Walt is still special

Going back with them
To where he's always belonged
He has work to do

LOST, Season 5

 

"Because You Left"

Desmond is special

Unique and miraculous

Dan asks him for help

"The Lie"

Hurley won't go back

He'd rather go to prison

He tells Mom the truth

"Jughead"

Nineteen fifty-four

Young Widmore's on the Island

And so is a bomb

"The Little Prince"

Traveling through time

Sawyer briefly glimpses Kate

But what's done is done

"This Place Is Death"

Time-travel sickness

Is more than a bloody nose

Just ask poor Charlotte

"316"

Ajira Airlines

A way back to the Island

Don't forget Dad's shoes

Fasten your seatbelts

'Cause we're not going to Guam

No turning back now

Sayid's in handcuffs

Hurley's got a guitar case

Ben reads Ulysses

"The Life and Death of Jeremy Bentham"

Saved from suicide

And then shockingly murdered

John Locke lives again

"LaFleur"

Sawyer has a plan

After all, he's a con man

He knows how to lie

He lies to buy time

But two weeks becomes three years

Turns out, life is good

His name's Jim LaFleur

Well, actually, it's Sawyer

No, wait, it's James Ford

James and Juliet

Found happiness together

Can their love survive?

"Namaste"
Life in Dharmaville
Was going pretty nicely
Until they showed up

Jack is a workman
That's where his aptitude lies
He's not a thinker

"He's Our You"
Sayid tells the truth
But no one will believe him
It's just too crazy

"Whatever Happened, Happened"
Kate wants to save Ben
She takes him to the Others
Questionable plan

Cassidy tells Kate
Why she fears losing Aaron
"Because you took him"

"Dead Is Dead"
Ben wants to be judged
For what happened to Alex
Smokey lets him live

"Some Like It Hoth"
Miles and his dad
Have some issues to work out
Hurley tries to help

Hurley is writing
A sequel for George Lucas
He's a bad speller

"The Variable"
Poor little Daniel
He wants to play piano
Mother won't let him

Dan sees his true love,
Charlotte, as a little girl.
He tries to warn her.

Dan's got a theory
Constants and variables
Are both important

Widmore is his dad.
As for his Mom? She shoots him.
It's tough to be Dan.

Daniel Faraday
Is a brilliant physicist
But Mom still shoots him

The good news is that
Desmond Hume is still alive.
The bad news? Dan's not.

"Follow the Leader"
Jack goes for a swim,
In search of the bomb, "Jughead,"
While Locke plots murder.

"The Incident"
Two players, two sides
One is light, and one is dark
It only ends once

Now they have a bomb
It's always something with them
Will their plane still crash?

LOST, Season 4

 

"The Beginning of the End"
Grief over Charlie
And fear about his warning
Splits the camp in two

"Confirmed Dead"
Their primary goal
Isn't exactly rescue
They came here for Ben

"The Economist"
He'll leave the Island
But Sayid will not escape
Bloodshed, grief, or Ben

"Eggtown"
Bouncing back and forth
Kate's nothing if not fickle
Now it's back to Jack

"The Constant"
He's always loved her
She never gave up on him
They'll find each other

"The Other Woman"
Where he wants to be
Master manipulator
Always in control

"Ji Yeon"
Safe and sound at home
Sun will have their baby girl
But Jin won't be there

"Meet Kevin Johnson"
One more Island rule:
Apparently, you can't die
Unless it lets you

"The Shape of Things to Come"
Ben's after Penny
Widmore wants his island back
So, the hunt is on

"Something Nice Back Home"
Back home, they're engaged
But with secrets between them
It doesn't last long

"Cabin Fever"
John finds the cabin
And is assigned his next task:
To move the Island

"There's No Place Like Home"
Keamy's team is back
We have to get to the boat
Before it's too late

A flash of white light
And the Island disappears
When Ben turns the wheel

Rescued by Penny
They can finally go home
But they have to lie

LOST, Season 3

"A Tale of Two Cities"
Sawyer's in a cage
Kate's breakfasting on the beach
Jack meets someone new

"The Glass Ballerina"
Caged and forced to work
Kate and Sawyer plot escape
While they're being watched

"Further Instructions"
Clean up your own mess,
A vision of Boone tells John,
So he saves Eko

"Every Man For Himself"
Pointless to escape
This is another island
There's nowhere to run

"The Cost of Living"
He's unrepentant
He did what he had to do
His last words: "You're next."

"I Do"
A small incision
Buys them an hour's head start
Leaving Jack behind

"Not In Portland"
A tempting offer
A job not quite in Portland
Became a prison

"Flashes Before Your Eyes"
Reliving his past
Could be Desmond's second chance
But fate pulls him back

"Stranger In a Strange Land"
They are outsiders
Lonely, frightened, and angry
They have both been marked

"Tricia Tanaka Is Dead"
Have a little hope
Believe good things will happen
And make your own luck

"Enter 77"
With a prisoner
And a map to the barracks
They're off to find Jack

"Par Avion"
They are connected
They are brother and sister
They just don't know it

"The Man From Tallahassee"
Go right ahead, John
Sure, blow up the submarine
Then say hi to Dad

"Exposé"
Two crash survivors
Obsessed with stolen diamonds
Are buried alive

"Left Behind"
They just disappeared
Leaving Juliet behind
Taking John with them

"One of Us"
Protected by Jack
She seeks to win the camp's trust
Just as Ben had planned

"Catch-22"
Charlie doesn't die
Someone falls out of the sky
She knows Des, but why?

"D.O.C."
Bad news and good news
Island conception means death
But at least it's Jin's

"The Brig"
He had it coming
He ruined both of their lives
James got the job done

"The Man Behind the Curtain"
In a dark cabin
Ben talks to an empty chair
And says it's Jacob

"Greatest Hits"
The plan is in place
They're coming, but we're ready
Blow 'em all to Hell

"Through the Looking Glass"
Charlie gives his life
To secure rescue, then warns:
It's not Penny's boat

Flashing forward now
We were not supposed to leave

We have to go back 

LOST, Season 2

 

"Man of Science, Man of Faith"
A man named Desmond

Met Jack in another life
Now he's in the hatch

"Adrift"
Drifting out at sea
Till the current brings them back
To home, scary home

"Orientation"
Entering the code
And then pushing the button
It's a leap of faith

"Everybody Hates Hugo"
Turns out Rose was right
There are other survivors
And Bernard is fine

"...And Found"
Worried about Jin
Sun finds her lost wedding ring
When she stops looking

"Abandoned"
He promises her
He believes her and won't leave
And then it all ends

"The Other 48 Days"
Twenty-three of them
Under attack from Day 1
Only four remain

"Collision"
Joyful reunion
For some but not for others
They're already dead

"What Kate Did"
Feeling conflicted
About her men and her past
Kate sees a black horse

"The 23rd Psalm"
Now a man of God
A stolen identity
Has become his own

"The Hunting Party"
Searching for Michael
They find the Others instead
It doesn't go well

"Fire + Water"
Sleepwalking Charlie
Dreams of Aaron in danger,
Becomes an outcast

"The Long Con"
To possess the guns
And wanting to be hated
Sawyer played them all

"One of Them"
Still a torturer
Sayid feels no guilt this time
He's sure he's lying

"Maternity Leave"
It's all coming back
Claire remembers what happened
When Ethan took her

"The Whole Truth"
Happy news for Sun
She's going to be a mom
Is Jin the father?

"Lockdown"
Trapped inside the hatch
John's helped by the prisoner
Who's not who he says

"Dave"
Seeing what's not real
Makes Hurley think he's crazy
Libby might be, too

"S.O.S"
Rose knows John's secret
And she has one of her own
This place healed them both

"Two For the Road"
The man who came back
Is not the Michael who left
Now he's a killer

"?"
John is losing faith
All of this is meaningless
But Eko believes

"Three Minutes"
He's been compromised
Michael will do anything
To get his son back

"Live Together, Die Alone"
Dickens-loving Des
Shipwrecked and stuck in the hatch
Caused the plane to crash

Bags over their heads
Prisoners of the Others
Betrayed by Michael

LOST, Season 1

"Pilot"

Sew me up, he asked

Count to five to stop the fear

That's how Jack met Kate

A French distress call

Repeating for sixteen years

Over and over

"Tabula Rasa"

Who we were before

Doesn't matter anymore

Sins are washed away

"Walkabout"

He's hunting wild boar

On a walkabout at last

This is destiny

"White Rabbit"

Strangers no longer

We'll learn to live together

Or we'll die alone

"House of the Rising Sun"

Survival at stake

Castaways are divided

The beach or the caves?

"The Moth"

From struggle comes strength

Charlie chooses a new path 

Free from addiction

"Confidence Man"

Hated and tortured 

He is the man he hunted

He became Sawyer

"Solitary"

Sixteen years alone

Her distress calls unanswered

She hears them whisper 

"Raised by Another"
We are not alone
One of us is one of them

Claire is in danger

"All the Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues"
Jack saves Charlie's life
But the Others wanted Claire
And now they have her

"Whatever the Case May Be"
Inside a locked case
Is something Kate cherishes
Not to mention guns

"Hearts and Minds"
No blood relation
Step-sibling sex is still weird
Boone needs to let go

"Special"
The odds are not good
But Michael is determined
He'll build his own raft

"Homecoming"
Ethan is captured
But there's no time for questions
'Cause Charlie shoots first

"Outlaws"
Haunted by nightmares
And whispers in the jungle
He killed the wrong man

"...In Translation"
Walt's the one to blame
When the raft goes up in flames
He likes Island life

"Numbers"
More than just bad luck
The numbers brought Hurley here
The numbers are cursed

"Deus Ex Machina"
The Island changed him
Now John is in its service
But Boone pays the price

"Do No Harm"
Life-and-death drama
Claire welcomes a baby boy
Just as Boone's life ends

"The Greater Good"
Not to be trusted
John Locke is blamed for Boone's death
Time to stop lying

"Born to Run"
A spot on the raft
Dangerous yet coveted
They sail tomorrow

"Exodus"
Setting sail at last
Goodbyes and cheers on the beach
While the black smoke looms

Nitro glycerin
From a slave ship blows up Arzt
Dude, that was messed up

Two stolen children 
Baby Aaron is returned
Walt's not so lucky

Mad Men, "Waterloo"

An old friend is gone
But Sterling Cooper lives on
Roger finds a way